Chickenetti (or "Be sure to fully read the directions before choosing a recipe")

Wow! Has it really been a month and a half since I cooked? Yes, I mean cooked anything (french toast for breakfast this past weekend doesn't count). I have quickly realized that I am just NOT going to cook dinner after a long day at work unless it's sitting in the crock pot doing it's thing all by itself. I mean, April was a very busy month - traveled out of town every weekend including being gone for an entire week...had a birthday and an anniversary - but since I've been back, despite my best intentions, haven't cooked a thing. Until today. And if this would have been my first crock pot cooking adventure, it very well may have been my last...